Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
