whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Say something about gay babies.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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