i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
NoShamevember. You game?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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