But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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