No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
