To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
