I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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