you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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