HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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