I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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