i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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