Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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