the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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