She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
