i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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