Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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