Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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