he puts the penis in happiness.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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