so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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