So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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