I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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