She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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