Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Bring me that man meat
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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