if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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