Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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