I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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