don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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