What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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