Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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