i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
dude. I can hear the air.
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