The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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