Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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