can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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