I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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