No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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