Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
YAS. BRING CRAB.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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