it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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