So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I want to fling myself into the sun
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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