I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You were trust falling into bushes
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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