If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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