Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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