Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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