I seem to have left my pride at pride
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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