My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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