Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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