But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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