: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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