Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
