butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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