just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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